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    华丽的梦,转贴


     
    “早上睡懒觉,没去公司,结果做了一梦——梦见被正法了!侵吞国家财产1.4亿。数额特别巨大,情节特别严重,影响特别恶劣 。值得一提的是,我被总共正法了两次。第一次很快被捕很快结案基本没什么情节。

    第一次正法后跟媳妇一块投胎,投胎后又是一条贪污犯,连车都没换。我那车是奔驰改装的,特别加了一个桑塔纳旅行车的壳。从前边看桑塔纳;侧面看头文字D和谐号;后边看奔驰。超豪华,进去都是躺着,开车都躺着……抓我的警察是于荣光,追车,还上演的警察内部的无间道,还拿手枪锯我的车……

    我的人后来在一条农村路上由于堵车(堵一串手扶拖拉机)被擒。我老婆魏姗还开那奔驰来接我,特妖艳,完全贵妇,身姿极其秀丽,身着极其奢侈——各种貂皮狐皮披了一身,身手极其敏捷但同时也是数额极其巨大情节极其严重那种。车门特扁,我肚子大躺着想进进不去……卡在门那儿了……

    后来还是被于荣光刑警抓获归案。他带我们去刑场,人特好!知道我念旧,特意安排在北航篮球场对面的废游泳池,一看想起来上辈子正法就在这儿……下车还有人给开门呐,一看,呦,带我正法的小警察还是上辈子那个,特礼貌,瘦高有点嶙峋。

    刑场的法警,可能因为是窗口行业,所以穿的也很华丽,老式武警的橄榄绿制服。不一样的是,从他们裤子侧面的修饰性裤线一直到上身胳膊上,身上只要有缝合线的地方,都用大家过节时候挂在窗口的串彩灯连在一起,扑噜扑噜从头亮到尾,以各种方式亮一遍又一遍的,很象上海南京路上的夜景……当光一起闪到凝滞的时候,就象北京晚上路边的烤串店,一大排灯愣蜿蜒成一个硕大的“串”字。

    就这么一个法警给我和媳妇开门。我们躺着挪出车门,然后他一直很恭敬的引导我们:“您这边请”“请注意脚下”地上临时用白石灰画好了几条线路,条条通刑场。法警问我选哪个,我说最近的,远的那条上次选过了。然后询问的看了看我媳妇,我媳妇这时眨眼间就换成夏装——上身深绿north face,下身牛仔裤,脚上白色匡威帆布,踢里趿拉磨叽着走,一脸不乐意和无所谓,充了一嘴气鼓着嘴——这完全又现实了。

    后来坐地上,抱着。也不知道谁,说都不说一声,好像是于荣光吧,突噜突噜就开枪正了法了……醒了一身汗,一看表10点了,该去公司了。洗澡时候骂JB的又这种破梦,我可得好好活着。……” 
     

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    倩 李wrote:
     OMG!!!!
    July 29

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